Sunday, December 21, 2008
people of My, HK, Sg and ID..
Being Hongkies is good because:
1. We'r Hongkies n not Chinese
2. we can talk and shout n nobody give a hoot about it
3. we can live in a 5x5 cubicle and call it luxury apartment. we even need to pay $10K a month for this cubicle
5. our children can speak Cantonese at young age
6. we get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainland
7. Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place for thrills
8. we produce a lot of Miss HongKong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous
We love being Singaporean because:
1. we are not Malaysians
2. everyone (especially the malaysian) hates us, except ourselves
3. famous for orchard road and geylang, geylang os the place to go for thrills!
4. we will never have yucky chewing gum under our shoes
5. we know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50 notes before u enter the highway. you can throw anything, anytime anywhere and alwiz wash our cars at the resort
6. we can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with the summon as long as we have RM50 with us to spare
7. never fear of getting lost in our country - $20 taxi ride will get u into the sea
8. 1 SGD = RM 2,50. nyek nyek,..
9. its ok to be kiasu. its part of our culture
Top reasons for being Indonesian:
1. we live in the biggest country in South East Asia
2. everything is cheap, even our salaries
3. we can blame everything to Suharto or Gus Dur or Megawati or SBY or who's next?
4. only in Indonesia u can get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results
5. our Rupiah is like a yo yo, it can go up and down
6. we burn everything and nobody gives a damn. we cause haze all over the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing
Being a Malaysian is the best because:
1. twin towers, best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most exepnsive toll rates, because Malaysia Boleh!
2. we can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another drivew, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police at the same time
3. we divorce by sending SMS
4. we have The Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship
5. we can save a lot of electricity bcoz our TV shows are so crappy (if u dun have astro)
6. there's always something for the JKR to do. they dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface..
7. our government can never be wrong
8. we have more water than Singapore.. nyek nyek
** Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di tempat sendiri, tetap malaysia juga lah yang terbaik.
I HEART MALAYSIA!! :D
Posted by Nafisah at 9:48:00 AM
